Caption 1: Zombiwatts over the loudspeaker: "NO, NO, NO! We went over this a million times. OUR buffet is coming to eat THIS buffet! Eh? Ring a bell? Oh of course it doesn't. No bells to ring."
Caption 2: Unseen woman: "Oh my, they should have asked for the allergy menu. Would you just look at their swollen tongues. Excuse me! I have some Benadryl in my purse!" Defiler: "I'm gonna hurl!" Woman: "Well then, you should stick to the BRAT diet. Bananas, Rice, Applesauce....um, why is everyone looking at me?"