Edited to fit the format of a knock knock joke to conform to the rules of the contest
David Letterman. And here are the...
Top 10 reasons why Dads love to play WZ.
10: Because having a bunch of Hooligans is actually a good thing
9: You are constantly evolving
8: You can travel the world
7: You can Hunt daily
6: The more you play the stronger you get
5: It's a good way to earn coin
4: It helps break addiction to Words with Friends
3: It beats watching the Sprout channel at 3 am in the morning
2: There are grills... Lots of grills.... And they all come with guns!!!
1: You don't get in trouble for having a Mistress or two