Edit: And the winners are as follows! Congratulations!
"This year I want my Harvester to deploy more drones, my Demolitionist to destroy more homes, my Headliner to jump when told, my Olympian to win the gold, my Hooligans to be more mean, my Leviathan not to be so green—and to win another mythic hitter to replace that Spitter!"
"Me and Captain Z have been trying for kids for a while without success, so this year are going to adopt some youngsters we see out on the streets all the while; others call them Hooligans, but we see them as just needing a firm hand and some home schooling." — D. 'Forest' R.
"My Gasman's New Year's Resolution is to be more conservative—oil isn't getting any cheaper, you know."
A big thanks again to all who participated! I'll be in touch with the winners later today about their prizes. Hope to see you in the next contest, which will be announced soon!