Q: Why'd the Colussus' lose his pants?A: Because he forgot to Titan his belt.
Harbinger: i been hearing this song called TNT all dayIt makes me blow with energy
So, when asked what a button did, I told them to click it and find out, but they were like I can't click it, I can only tap it
I'm so sorry I don't even think this is classified as a pun;-;
The rain makers song: my rain brings all the horde to my yard and I be like look at all those puddlers
Contest Winner wins again?!
An apoc a day keeps the doc at bay.
Heard of the fire chief called Johnny? ('The shining")
Colossus: what you doing Undertaker
Undertaker: just UNDERTAKING some revives
What did the wildfire say when it got burned, "who needs burns when I'm already on fire."
Fire chief and flamethrower left the game before the end of the fight. I guess they couldn't take the heat
Dave the Drone isn't a regular Drone even when life is hard when other infected makes fun of him. The one thing he has that they don't which keeps him going which is DEADication!
How did the colossus have so much butterfly's?
He col-ected them.
I now know i play to much WZ!
I started to cry, was really afraid, hyperventilating, almost in shock.When my mom told me that the splinter in my finger had gotten infected!!
Poor Apocalypse, stumbling around while struggling to know the meaning behind his name. I said, don't worry big fella, it is not the end of the world!
I work for the flame thrower, he may "fire" me !
Titan: This horde is drying up. What's that merc using?Assassin: =.=Assassin: A salt shotgun.
Gunslinger: Hey why do people keep asking me to buy them steak?Firefighter: By me-steak? (mistake)Gunslinger: Oh, not you too!
A chef and a goliath walk into Halligans bar... and get killed by the extra damage
It's the name of a level 30 Fire Chief perk in the game (20% damage over 3s) - check it out.But it could also be the name of a bar, like the start of many jokes.